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Candy Demotivational Poster


PEEPSHOW - In the back of the cupboard behind the old boxes of rice, The forgotten Easter candy have their fun.


TAGS: peeps candy show
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Bizy

tellitlikeitis - March 30, 2012, 10:01 am
Very cute.
rerun - March 29, 2012, 7:18 pm

Great, love it.


LINUS -


TAGS: peanuts gang the great pumpkin vengance candy
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Airman - October 31, 2011, 12:44 pm
nice
5150monkeylove - October 31, 2010, 3:48 pm
Absolute genius! This would make a great movie. Somebody call Rob Zombie, he makes awesome remakes. 5 dryer sheets for the dirty blanket
spacedog - October 31, 2010, 11:35 am
Nicely done RL.


BACON - Mmmmmmm bacon, it's meat candy...




MORGAN FREEMAN - is not enjoying his cotton candy.




MUSIC IS LIKE CANDY - If you take away all the rappers, you are left with the good stuff.


TAGS: music candy
Rating: 4.49/5

More motifakes by internetninjaII

internetninjaII - July 24, 2011, 4:25 pm
Don't worry Amren, we all hit rock bottom sometime in our lives... :P
Amren - July 24, 2011, 10:49 am
How I long for the day when rap goes away! Hey, I rapped...Crap!


PIXY STIX - Old school crack, a lot cheaper and the crash is easier to deal with (unless you're the mom)


TAGS: kids candy pixy stix crack mom old school
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

rerun - January 11, 2010, 3:37 pm

pixystickninja needs to cut this down for an avitar


LAWFUL EVIL - DON'T WALK ON THE GRASS!!!


TAGS: alignment dnd lawful evil military guns shiney eye candy
Rating: 3.16/5

More motifakes by WingerB17

MrFishyduck - December 30, 2010, 3:30 pm
Ive sh** people for less. lol jk


POCKY - More addictive that salsa-flavored crack!




SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A NUT - Sometimes you feel like destroying half the coastline.


TAGS: godzilla mounds candy crazy disaster
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by gibsonairguitar

MPsniper - June 18, 2011, 6:26 pm
i KNEW that wasnt a tsunami
Greeny - June 18, 2011, 6:24 pm
lol, but now that jingle is 5tuck in my head
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 5:58 pm

nice re-work dude....good first effort.


Dagoba -


TAGS: candy chocolate jedi star wars yoda
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2016, 11:50 pm
Awesome! Lol
NickelinDimer - August 15, 2016, 12:06 am
"Direct from the swamps of Dagoba...!" And you thought Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle pies had a disgusting ad-slogan.
nicholsjoshua15 - July 6, 2014, 1:54 pm
I'm watching Star Wars : Empire Strikes Back, I love the movie but Master - Yoda is so annoying. If I had been Luke I would have killed Yoda and just trained myself or let Darth - Vader train me and use the Darkside against the Darkside. Like Revan did.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 24, 2014, 3:53 am
Oh, no! =-O Lol :-D
GaryO - June 23, 2014, 7:22 pm
Hah! The new kid’s gotcha there, cynic.
Glace1221 - June 23, 2014, 5:32 pm
Talk backwards, this one not. Imposter, this Yoda is.


FUN SIZED SNICKERS? -


TAGS: tiny hardly worth the effort candy bars
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by sickartist

BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:42 pm
I see, a pinball flipper, eH!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:39 pm
It's a finishing move....I remember the arcade game.
BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:37 pm
Hey, he only wants is his watch back
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:36 pm
Okay, yeah, he's not doing a basketball signal. Bart will tell you what my avatar's doing. He's one of the few others here that knows.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:34 pm
WTF is that supposed to mean?....are you dissing my mother?
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:33 pm
:})
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:28 pm
Steam trains eh?....you are a backwards people. Take it easy Derek, I'm just funnin with ya.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:25 pm
Humour can be like pressure in a steam train. You seem to have let off too much Mooooooooooooooooooo.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:21 pm
Sorry about that. I never was much good at basketball.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:21 pm
Ha!...even spell check hates New Zealand.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:21 pm
I forget ....does Kiwi mean you're from New Zealand, or that you're totally g**?
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:18 pm
The urge to reply with, "Yes, yours" was not exactly defeated seeing how, well, I still typed it... but no, my avatar is signaling the DOUBLE DRIBBLE violation in the game of basketball. Good guess, though. ;)
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:13 pm
Thank you Produce. Is your avatar tossing a salad?
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:12 pm
I'm a Kiwi Mooooooooooooooooooo, as your globe should tell yooooooooooooo.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:10 pm
;}) looks exactly like V, Derek.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:10 pm
Where are you from Derek....I'll come up with some more appropriate stereotypes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:09 pm
Narwhals go wherever I tell them to.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:08 pm
It's true, I am 4º out, however your knowledge of narwhals is a hemisphere out. ;})
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:58 pm
Just checked my globe....opposite side of the planet from England is Ocean....so I'm gonna a**ume you're a Narwhal.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 3:55 pm
Snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker - yes, I am having fun now! ;})
Derek - January 2, 2010, 3:53 pm
So glad you've learnt to spell you name consistently Mooooooooooooooooooo. The self-respect was hard-earned. I think we got it from the same institution. (Not a "Limey" BTW - opposite side of the planet.)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:44 pm
Fish and chips in newspaper?.....where's your self respect?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:43 pm
Just because they only let you limey f***s eat black pudding and Indian takeaways....doesn't give you the right to criticize Derek.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 3:39 pm
and you weigh... ?
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 11:41 am
Agreed. 5.


HAPPINESS - Is like Candy ,..ya gotta share it..


TAGS: candy share happiness friends love
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Mistyblu

Mistyblu - March 2, 2012, 9:22 pm
i did it!...i made one for motitwist also...:)
Verdeckt - March 2, 2012, 3:14 pm
It's nothing wrong, Moti-Twist is a sister site to Motifake, located here > www.motivationaltwist.com for posters that can be interpreted in a positive (ie not demotivational) way.
Mistyblu - March 1, 2012, 3:13 pm
where is moti twist..would you give me the link?..directions.?I hope I havent done anything wrong. I can also be reached at plantcycle.org@gmail.com
Mistyblu - March 1, 2012, 3:10 pm
Not terribly good with computers..what do i do?Would you help me please.
Verdeckt - February 27, 2012, 4:54 pm
Please also upload to Moti-Twist


CANDY - When people ask me to share... I give them the ones I don't like




SUCH IS LIFE - Being a pezimist means always expecting to be out of candy




EYE CANDY - It ain't always about the babes


TAGS: eyes candy babes
Rating: 3.9/5

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spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:00 pm
Yikes! 5 runny centers.


IT'S A TRAP! - "Hey! There's no candy in here!!"


TAGS: babysitter candy childcar
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by kytomo

the1stCOMMI3 - September 3, 2011, 11:02 pm
Hammy, cut the other p***'s some slack will ya?


DON'T WORRY KIDS - It's just the FBI




FREE CANDY.... - Looks legit to me


TAGS: candy
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by btgeiser

dy2012 - May 30, 2012, 6:09 am
hehehe.. more legit if he put Willy Wanker


OPPORTUNITY -


TAGS: candygram
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by Sean

BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 9:36 am
5 pizza delivery poodles
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 11, 2009, 1:48 am
Genius. A respectful cadre of five bowing lions, good sir.
Sean - November 11, 2009, 12:49 am
Hey thanks. Unexpected. But, in this life, you take it where you can get it ... which is often where someone else forgot they left it.
DreMagnum - November 11, 2009, 12:46 am
Congrats on the perfect poster through 10 votes
MrRandom - November 11, 2009, 12:25 am
We need a Mel Brooks day on the calendar. 5L Sean.
Sean - November 11, 2009, 12:05 am
"Candygram for Mongo! Candygram for Mongo!"
Sean - November 11, 2009, 12:05 am
I can now picture that too. God I love that movie. On my top ten for sure.
WTFO - November 11, 2009, 12:01 am
Your reference to 'candygram!' reminds me of Blazing Saddles "Mongo like candy."
Sean - November 11, 2009, 12:00 am
Thanks, dudes. And WTFO, I originally had "candygram!" in the text but it made it kinda muddled. That skit is on Youtube, by the way.
WTFO - November 10, 2009, 11:43 pm
Outstanding! Might that have been a land-shark?
spacedog - November 10, 2009, 11:36 pm
LOL! 5Ls


THE INTERNET -


TAGS: free candy looks legit
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - September 4, 2009, 1:47 am
Hey I just meant natural causes ... like the flu epidemic of 1918 that probably iced up to a fourth of the world's population ... but mostly the old and the yound (and cute, especially the cute, that's why we are such a rarity now).
Haarakkon - September 4, 2009, 1:44 am
Cold case files, case closed.
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 1:43 am
Oh, that makes me feel a lot better.
Sean - September 4, 2009, 1:41 am
In the pic in it's original size, you can clearly see a cute little blonde girl looking out of the window (the open one directly above the hood there). But don't worry. She's probably dead by now.
agdaniele - September 3, 2009, 10:21 pm
Down-low 5.
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2009, 9:35 pm
Straight up 5.


HAPPY EASTER -


TAGS: bunny easter candy
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by heyyouandthehuhwhats

TheABC - April 28, 2011, 3:39 am
Just had an epic idea, motifake trading cards, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it,
steph1 - April 24, 2011, 11:42 am
LOL - after the easter holidays you maybe should go see a shrink - get well soon


satisfaction -




EYE CANDY - Eye candy in a suit is like eating an M&M. It isn't until you get past the outer coating that you find the real treat.


TAGS: eyecandy suits men mandms
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:42 pm
Nah chocolate the peanuts get stuck all over your teeth.
Sho - May 5, 2012, 6:38 pm
Peanut


SCORPIOS & CANDY CORN - Suddenly remembered in late October, but forgotten by early December


TAGS: halloween candy corn scorpio zodiac signs
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

TheWolf - June 11, 2010, 10:12 pm
*sob* I can't beleive you understand me!
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 7:51 am
Nice angle.


CRUNCHY NOUGAT FILLING - Irresistible!




SWEDISH FISH - Its always the little ones, that snap first.




The Sugar Rush -




Trick or Treat -




Overlord -




LOVE NOTES -


TAGS: the glass ceiling at necco candy was shattered
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

MO - March 9, 2010, 1:42 pm
One of my fav quotes!! That will do!!
LogicDude - March 9, 2010, 1:39 pm
Sure these weren't from MO's personal stash?


GREAT THANKSGIVING MOVIES -


TAGS: comic genius i miss john candy
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Stenboy - January 8, 2010, 1:25 am
I went to a matinee showing of PT&A with my girlfriend at the time. We brought a Big Gulp from 7-11 that was half C&C and JD. By the time we got to the motel room scene in the movie the Big Gulp was half empty. I never laughed so hard in my life.
union - December 26, 2009, 8:57 pm
One of those movies you can watch every time its on.


DEMOTIVATION - Starburst Sucks, and so do you!




EYE CANDY - for the ladies.......mmmmmmm


TAGS: ladies eye candy hugh jackman ***y man
Rating: 2.66/5

More motifakes by jrqls

Bunny - May 18, 2009, 11:27 am
Om nom nom nom


TOKENS OF YOUR AFFECTION - $12.99 Flowers, $5.99 candy, and a ten-line, hand-written poem... You really have taken the demonstration of true love to the limit, Don Juan...




THE MILKY WAY -


TAGS: candy bar humor astronomy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - February 14, 2014, 12:26 pm

LOLOLOLOL!!!~
lgvernon - February 14, 2014, 12:26 pm

LOLOLOLOL!!!~
GaryO - February 14, 2014, 8:30 am
So, there IS an apple (self: deep voice, duh)…..alright, alright….but….never thought I’d say this (sigh)….THERE CAN BE NO s******ING!…aaaand the loser has ta shave.
lgvernon - February 14, 2014, 12:36 am

I may distract you with it...
lgvernon - February 14, 2014, 12:36 am

I may distract you with it...
GaryO - February 13, 2014, 11:43 pm
OK, but…..yer not gonna use yer neck are ya?
lgvernon - February 13, 2014, 11:03 pm

Wanna arm wrestle?
GaryO - February 13, 2014, 10:58 pm
Charming
lgvernon - February 13, 2014, 10:26 pm

No turtlenecks. I have a neck like Dave b***s.
GaryO - February 13, 2014, 9:04 pm
Well, shyt, there’s another E in Katherine, ain’t there
GaryO - February 13, 2014, 9:02 pm
Huh, maybe Katherin….with the complimentary turtleneck?......and 10Ls for Missy's comment
MissPriss - February 13, 2014, 2:51 pm
I don't even want to know how the Milky Way looks from Uranus. See that's the kinda sh*t in my head...and a few 5L's too.
lgvernon - February 13, 2014, 1:52 pm

Thank you, Mr. Cynic!~ :>
lgvernon - February 13, 2014, 1:52 pm

Does this mean I am the Audrey Hepburn of Demotivational Posters? I always did want a swanlike neck.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 13, 2014, 10:54 am
Too hilarious! Haha!
GaryO - February 13, 2014, 9:12 am
This kinda stuff I really love. Classic LGV.


NAME THEM -


TAGS: candy bars
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - December 7, 2012, 4:20 pm
never tried.. I have bitten them in half. I think what miss priss called a PeanutRoll I have know as Payday bar
ughomer - December 7, 2012, 9:50 am
Ever try to cut a malted milk ball in half, Airman?
Rudedog - December 7, 2012, 1:12 am
I'm just impressed that Ms Priss pulled down the Turkish delight at number 11. Can't say I've ever had the pleasure of T-delight
MissPriss - December 7, 2012, 12:19 am
NestleCrunch,Mars,Skor,CoffeeCrisp,Rolo,OHenry,Toberlone,AlmondJoy,MilkyWay,Snickers,TurkishDelight,SweetMarie,3Muskateers,Caramilk,PeanutRoll,CoconutDelight,Mr.Big,CharlestonChew,KitKat Or the PMS survival kit!Where's the reese peanut b***er cups?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2012, 10:33 pm
You're freaking me out Gary.
GaryO - December 6, 2012, 8:41 pm
17-mounds or spunow (depends on how you look at it)
ughomer - December 6, 2012, 7:54 pm
9 - ALMOND JOY TO THE WORLD 10 - MILKY WAY IN A MANGER
Greeny - December 6, 2012, 7:14 pm
How in the world do you get a clean cut on a b***erfinger?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2012, 6:52 pm
Dental bills, childhood obesity, hyperactivity and diabetes. 15 is a caramilk.
rerun - December 6, 2012, 6:47 pm

Dammit Airman. #3 b***erfinger, # 5 Rolo #12 milky way #17, that nasty coconut concoction.....#1 - 20, diet busters


Candy Corn -


TAGS: trick or treat halloween candy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Silverheart - October 17, 2013, 12:57 am

One thing you can do with candy corn... dissolve it into the liquor of your choice (I like it in vodka), tastes good and nice color too.
lgvernon - October 16, 2013, 11:01 pm

My favorite candy~~


Stranger Danger -




Endangered Species -


TAGS: dark chocolate candy animals ingredients
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2014, 2:51 pm
I personally like Tropical Tree-Frog Tango, bwahahaha!
Oldsod - June 2, 2014, 7:04 am
I'll take two panda swirls and a sea turtle crunch!


Diet or diabetes -




EYEWITNESSES -




Safety Tip -


TAGS: trick or treat candy halloween
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Sho - October 25, 2013, 12:06 pm
I think that's actually brilliant
PapaFox - October 25, 2013, 10:56 am
I heard a report a few years back of the number of children confirmed to have been injured or poisoned by Halloween treats given by strangers since the 1950's ... Zero. Don't let the hype spoil a tasty holiday!


THE BIGGEST LOSER - Wonder which way the Halloween haul is going to tip the scales?




VIRTUAL PET - Some Assembly Required




FAIRY TALES REDUX -




Halloween -




PEACE OFFERING 2 - Sorry, Chick, I found this Gigantic Candy Bar For You But Culos Stole It!


TAGS: candy bar for thatonechick
Rating: 2.73/5

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thatonechick - January 25, 2010, 11:18 am
How in the hell did I miss this? 5L for the giant candy.


PARROT IS WATCHING -




Skittles -




I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE CANDYSHOP...LALALALA -




CANDYMAN - There's nothing sweet about being gutted like a fish !


TAGS: candyman
Rating: 1.78/5

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MissRed - May 20, 2010, 8:23 pm
That's a pretty good movie.


BIT-O-HONEY - *SMACK* Bet ya *SMACK* can't eat *SMACK* just *SMACK* one. *SMACK*


TAGS: bit 0 honey candy
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by doofenshmirtz

BoneCD - August 11, 2009, 9:26 pm
It's the stuff that you give back at Halloween
Haarakkon - August 11, 2009, 9:05 pm
That's an amsome adjective.
Haarakkon - August 11, 2009, 9:03 pm
LOL!!!
agdaniele - August 11, 2009, 9:02 pm
ot's = it's in failville.
agdaniele - August 11, 2009, 9:01 pm
The picture.... ot's been snyderized!


Halloween -


TAGS: halloween candy wi fi van
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Oldsod - October 27, 2014, 10:54 am
5MACK!! Outta the park!
Thedge - October 26, 2014, 1:40 pm
With pay per use booths for s*e*x*t*i*n*g. Sheesh !


Eye Candy -




happy valentine's day -


TAGS: candy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

mizzdizz - February 15, 2015, 12:38 am
Who ate all the CHOCOLATE???? (sound of sh**gun loading) I want my fukcing chocolate right NOW!!!! LUUUUUUV the empty wrappers you evil duck! 5L
GaryO - February 14, 2015, 6:25 pm
win win...'cept for losing the stash


Halloween -


TAGS: pzy candy drugs adults halloween
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 27, 2016, 10:40 pm
Sick and paranoid! Definite ^!


CHOCOLATE EGGS -




Diabetic Nightmare ! -


TAGS: candy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by maoworks2

EmilioDumphque - December 29, 2015, 1:50 am
Every year, the same health challenge, no matter how I plead.
mizzdizz - December 28, 2015, 12:40 pm
I have an aunt that in addition to diabetes, food allergies! All the candy, nuts, n stuff? Is it a suicide hint or a death threat? LOL! The thought's nice, but you still have to throw it out. Everybody else got candy n stuff too! 5 L!


Your Demands -




HAPPINESS -


TAGS: beware of strangers unless they have free candy and a nice van
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - December 5, 2015, 8:57 am
Nice! 5L for poster and 5L for the tags!


Free Candy -




wether's original -




Suspicious Findings -


TAGS: candy gummy sharks peanuts
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

mizzdizz - November 24, 2014, 2:48 am
the sharks had a chocolate craving---obviously female! 5 craving lions!


Wordplay -




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